Richard Madeley – T’autobiography Chapter 73 ‘Lorraine’s Growler’

The message from Gordon the Gopher was abundantly clear: sexually seduce Lorraine Kelly with your penis or face, or face Continue reading →

Richard Madeley – T’autobiography Chapter 68 ‘Gordon the Criminal Gopher’

I’ll be honest, I shit my pants big time. Little did I know that in less than 24 hours I Continue reading →

Richard Madeley – T’autobiography Chapter 53 ‘Anal Jacking’

I remember the first time Judy and I tried anal. We did it so much I was sure Judy wouldn’t Continue reading →

Richard Madeley – T’autobiography Chapter 46 ‘The Shower’

It was all very intense and, before I knew it, I had ejaculated all over the wall. There I was, Continue reading →

NEW Alfie Facebook Page Online

New Facebook page dedicated to my comedic adventures is available now! Stay up to date on all my latest gigs, Continue reading →

Open Mic Comedy – QUEENS HEAD

New monthly comedy night hosted by yours truly…

The Automated Feeding Tray – THIS OCTOBER! Watch TRAILER now.

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I’ve Seen the Star Wars Parody: It’s Called ‘The Force Awakens’.

Picture the scene: it’s the year 2000, I’m on a lads holiday in Magaluf, it’s an obviously classy affair. My plucky Continue reading →