Coming soon to 2018…..

THE AUTOMATED FEEDING TRAY A comedy music play written by Alfie Evers

Ross is leg-smackingly-fingers-up-bum in love with his Internet girlfriend, Elizabeth Windsor. But, despite working his fingers to the bone scrubbing imaginary floors at the local factory, he just can’t raise the funds in order to surprise visit her. His oldest friend, Fat Tony, thinks it’s a waste of time; that Ross should maybe spend his time getting ‘a dead dog or sommat’. But then, he’s always been a little protective.

Ross soon discovers the answer to his prayers lies with Bad Boss Benson – a former evil mastermind turned carpet store owner – who offers to pay Ross to take the dangerous mission of travelling to the Sports Direct Castle of Doom to confront the villainous Kenneth Backersby.

Much against Fat Tony’s sound advice of staying at home and getting a kebab, Ross finds himself on the quest armed with nothing more than a British set of values, a packet of Monster Munch, and two eyes clouded by his love for Elizabeth.


Music written by Ross Power & Alfie Evers
Starring Alfie Evers & Dominic Price

If you would like to be kept informed of the progress of the play, and be first in line for tickets, please email you details to hello@alfieevers.com