You Realise You’re Getting Old When You Find Yourself Knocking Back Rennie at a Gig

There I was: Camden Jazz Café, hands in pockets, jostling for a clear view of the stage. At intermittent intervals glancing Continue reading →

I Fantasise About Killing the Street Salesmen Who Try and Sell Me Broadband On A Daily Basis

My friends and I, like the rest of you, have discovered the many uses of social networking app WhatsApp. Whether it Continue reading →

My Game Of Thrones Marathon Is Finally Over; But Now I Talk Weird and Smell of Poo

WARNING: May contain spoilers. But then, may not. Who cares?! It seems you can’t go anywhere these days without some Continue reading →

The Quality Street Revolution – My Struggle With Britain’s Favourite Festive Treat

It’s January. And, if like me, you’ll likely visit friends’ houses moaning about your lack of money and whether or Continue reading →

Tinder Surprise! My Dangerous Love Affair With the New Dating App

A few weeks back, I heard murmurings of a new dating app called Tinder. Someone had dressed it as “Grindr, but Continue reading →

Get Out of My Way – I Have Post Holiday Blues & I’m Prepared to Use It

I am confronted by a dead pigeon. Its body hard pressed and flattened to the floor. Its face contorted to Continue reading →

The New, New, New, Superman Arrives – But Does the Whore That Is Cinema Still Love Me?

Oh, hello cinema. What’s that you got behind your back attached to that very massive marketing campaign? Come on, let Continue reading →

Eek! A Big Yellow Orb Arrives in Time for the London Marathon – And My Reasons to Bloomin’ Love It

Run for hills I tell you! There’s a yellow orb in the sky! What on Earth…..?! Its emergence spells only Continue reading →