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Richard Madeley – T’autobiography Chapter 73 ‘Lorraine’s Growler’

The message from Gordon the Gopher was abundantly clear: sexually seduce Lorraine Kelly with your penis or face, or face Continue reading →

Richard Madeley – T’autobiography Chapter 68 ‘Gordon the Criminal Gopher’

I’ll be honest, I shit my pants big time. Little did I know that in less than 24 hours I Continue reading →

Richard Madeley – T’autobiography Chapter 53 ‘Anal Jacking’

I remember the first time Judy and I tried anal. We did it so much I was sure Judy wouldn’t Continue reading →

Richard Madeley – T’autobiography Chapter 46 ‘The Shower’

It was all very intense and, before I knew it, I had ejaculated all over the wall. There I was, Continue reading →

Valentine – The Bringer of Arguments, Impending Loneliness & Vagina Envy

So, here it is again. Valentine’s Day. The day of alleged love. The day when single people self-harm and lovers Continue reading →

The Truth About Babies, New Parents & Crack Addicts

So yes, I reached that age when it seems everyone I meet is having or just had a baby. I Continue reading →

A Day In The Park with My New Lamp

Hey Everyone.  There I was, walking along and what did I discover?… A new lamp. I was mighty happy.  So Continue reading →

Brrrr! Winter Is Coming, But Did We Really Learn Anything From the Summer?

Summer is over.  My big brown winter coat twinkles at me.  But, I ignore his advances.  As I explain to Continue reading →

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