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Richard Madeley – T’autobiography Chapter 73 ‘Lorraine’s Growler’

The message from Gordon the Gopher was abundantly clear: sexually seduce Lorraine Kelly with your penis or face, or face the consequences with your face or penis. I wasn’t quite clear on what those consequences were, but I imagined it was a darn sight worse than licking the porridge-clad labia of a Scottish spinster who […]

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World Cup? Over? Okay.

I don’t want the other side to do well. I want them to lose. And cry. And then I can bellow ‘AAAAAAAAAH!’ as I give them the fingers.

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