Eek! A Big Yellow Orb Arrives in Time for the London Marathon – And My Reasons to Bloomin’ Love It

Run for hills I tell you! There’s a yellow orb in the sky! What on Earth…..?! Its emergence spells only Continue reading →

Valentine – The Bringer of Arguments, Impending Loneliness & Vagina Envy

So, here it is again. Valentine’s Day. The day of alleged love. The day when single people self-harm and lovers Continue reading →

The Truth About Babies, New Parents & Crack Addicts

So yes, I reached that age when it seems everyone I meet is having or just had a baby. I Continue reading →

A Day In The Park with My New Lamp

Hey Everyone.  There I was, walking along and what did I discover?… A new lamp. I was mighty happy.  So Continue reading →

Brrrr! Winter Is Coming, But Did We Really Learn Anything From the Summer?

Summer is over.  My big brown winter coat twinkles at me.  But, I ignore his advances.  As I explain to Continue reading →

What? The Olympics Are Over? Don’t Worry I Can Help

As I sat on Blackheath watching the closing ceremony, I embraced the collective groan as God’s gift to music – Continue reading →

The Apprentice Withdrawal? Never Fear. Any Idiot Can Be An Idiot.

It’s been two or three weeks since The Apprentice finished and I’m not afraid to admit, I’m becoming a little Continue reading →

Baby Faces, Zuckerberg Married and a Lack Of Bikinis – Is the End Nigh for Facebook?

It’s hard to imagine a time without Facebook, but believe me, it existed – I was there.  It was a Continue reading →