Get Out of My Way – I Have Post Holiday Blues & I’m Prepared to Use It

I am confronted by a dead pigeon. Its body hard pressed and flattened to the floor. Its face contorted to Continue reading →

The New, New, New, Superman Arrives – But Does the Whore That Is Cinema Still Love Me?

Oh, hello cinema. What’s that you got behind your back attached to that very massive marketing campaign? Come on, let Continue reading →

Eek! A Big Yellow Orb Arrives in Time for the London Marathon – And My Reasons to Bloomin’ Love It

Run for hills I tell you! There’s a yellow orb in the sky! What on Earth…..?! Its emergence spells only Continue reading →

Valentine – The Bringer of Arguments, Impending Loneliness & Vagina Envy

So, here it is again. Valentine’s Day. The day of alleged love. The day when single people self-harm and lovers Continue reading →

The Truth About Babies, New Parents & Crack Addicts

So yes, I reached that age when it seems everyone I meet is having or just had a baby. I Continue reading →

A Day In The Park with My New Lamp

Hey Everyone.  There I was, walking along and what did I discover?… A new lamp. I was mighty happy.  So Continue reading →

Brrrr! Winter Is Coming, But Did We Really Learn Anything From the Summer?

Summer is over.  My big brown winter coat twinkles at me.  But, I ignore his advances.  As I explain to Continue reading →

What? The Olympics Are Over? Don’t Worry I Can Help

As I sat on Blackheath watching the closing ceremony, I embraced the collective groan as God’s gift to music – Continue reading →